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I never write about wine. Although I love the stuff, I can’t describe it well, beyond “wow, smooth,” or some such. I let others say it better. Like this, translated from the Spanish:

“There are five reasons to drink wine: the arrival of a friend, the thirst of the moment, the thirst of the future, the quality of the wine, and any other reason.”

Or this, from my eight-greats grandfather Sir John Harington’s loose translation of an ancient Roman medical poem called The School of Salerno, in which the number five reappears:

“Choose wine you mean shall serve you all the year,
Well-savored tasting well, and colored clear.
Five qualities there are, wine’s praise advancing,
Strong, Beautiful, and Fragrant, Cool and Dancing.

And:

“White, Muscatel, and Candy wine, and Greek,
Do make men’s wits and bodies gross and fat;
Red wine doth make the voice oft-time to seek,
And hath a binding quality to that;
Canary, and Madeira, both are like
To make one lean indeed: (but wot you what)
Who say they make one lean, would make one laugh,
They mean, they make one lean upon a staff.
Wine, Women, Baths, by Art or Nature warm,
Used or abused do men much good or harm.”

Baa baa tasty sheep

I’m gearing up for the New York State Sheep & Wool Festival this weekend. This will be my fourth year of doing cooking demos at the fest, but this year I get to host and organize the harvest kitchen presentations, too,  filling in for Jack Ford who usually does it but has a family commitment.

I have on the schedule a wine presentation by David Pazdar of Pazdar Winery in Scotchtown, NY, a cooking demo of a lamb dish by Jessica Applestone of Fleisher’s Grass-Fed and Organic Meats in Kingston, a sheep cheese tasting by Debbie Decker, the cheese dept. manager at Adam’s Fairacre Farms in Poughkeepsie, and a talk and tasting with Charles Derbyshire of Old Mill Wine & Spirits here in Rhinebeck. It looks like I’ll be doing a couple demos myself, too, to fatten up the schedule, a Greek sheep cheese pie with phyllo and a North African lamb and quince stew.

Fun food game

Here are my results of the Omnivore’s Hundred. In bold are the things I’ve tried; crossed out are the things, thing, actually, that I would eschew.

Go to www.verygoodtaste.co.uk or www.chocolateandzucchini.com to play.

The VGT Omnivore’s Hundred:

1. Venison
2. Nettle tea
3. Huevos rancheros
4. Steak tartare
5. Crocodile
6. Black pudding
7. Cheese fondue
8. Carp
9. Borscht
10. Baba ghanoush

11. Calamari
12. Pho
13. PB&J sandwich
14. Aloo gobi
15. Hot dog from a street cart
16. Epoisses
17. Black truffle

18. Fruit wine made from something other than grapes
19. Steamed pork buns
20. Pistachio ice cream
21. Heirloom tomatoes
22. Fresh wild berries
23. Foie gras
24. Rice and beans

25. Brawn, or head cheese
26. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper
27. Dulce de leche
28. Oysters
29. Baklava

30. Bagna cauda
31. Wasabi peas

32. Clam chowder in a sourdough bowl
33. Salted lassi
34. Sauerkraut
35. Root beer float
36. Cognac with a fat cigar

37. Clotted cream tea
38. Vodka jelly/Jell-O
39. Gumbo
40. Oxtail
41. Curried goat

42. Whole insects
43. Phaal
44. Goat’s milk
45. Malt whisky from a bottle worth £60/$120 or more
46. Fugu
47. Chicken tikka masala
48. Eel
49. Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut
50. Sea urchin
51. Prickly pear
52. Umeboshi
53. Abalone
54. Paneer
55. McDonald’s Big Mac Meal

56. Spaetzle
57. Dirty gin martini

58. Beer above 8% ABV
59. Poutine
60. Carob chips
61. S’mores
62. Sweetbreads

63. Kaolin
64. Currywurst
65. Durian
66. Frogs’ legs
67. Beignets, churros, elephant ears or funnel cake
68. Haggis
69. Fried plantain
70. Chitterlings, or andouillette
71. Gazpacho
72. Caviar and blini

73. Louche absinthe
74. Gjetost, or brunost
75. Roadkill
76. Baijiu
77. Hostess Fruit Pie
78. Snail
79. Lapsang souchong
80. Bellini
81. Tom yum
82. Eggs Benedict
83. Pocky

84. Tasting menu at a three-Michelin-star restaurant.
85. Kobe beef
86. Hare
87. Goulash
88. Flowers
89. Horse

90. Criollo chocolate
91. Spam
92. Soft shell crab
93. Rose harissa
94. Catfish

95. Mole poblano
96. Bagel and lox
97. Lobster Thermidor
98. Polenta
99. Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee
100. Snake

Me, expounding

Me, expounding

I had so much fun at my latest class at Warren Kitchen and Cutlery last week. This one was on Vietnamese cooking using readily available ingredients and we made beer-steamed shrimp, poached chicken with three dipping sauces, Vietnamese coleslaw, steamed jasmine rice, stir-fried eggplant with ground pork, coconut flan and Vietnamese iced coffee. Yum. The food was great and the students great company. Here are a couple photos taken by class coordinator (and expert food stylist) Jessica Bard.

Vietnamese Coconut Flan

Vietnamese Coconut Flan

The coconut flan was so silky and delicious I’m going to demo it again next week at the Dutchess County Fair in Rhinebeck, NY, just so I can have an excuse to eat some more of it! The demos will include crispy Vietnamese spring rolls and are scheduled for Wednesday, August 20, at 11 a.m. and Sunday, August 24, at 1:30 p.m.

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Odd request

I don’t get a lot of mail via my website jenniferbrizzi.com, but I got a kick out of this one. Where does it hint on my website that I might sell Mr. Cox a jar of pickled lamb’s tongues? Or anything other than my professional services?
I do love them, though. Haven’t had any in a long while. They’re the kind of thing that grosses people out, touching that Bambi spot on the heart as we picture all those baby lambs running around mute, unable to say “Baaa.” So I guess they’re not a hot seller. But they are a great combination of meaty tang and silky and delicate tongue meat. Good luck, Mr. Cox.
Tuesday, August 12, 2008 12:45 P
From:
To: jenniferbrizzi@yahoo.com
name = Tom Cox
Comment = Do you sell pickeled lambs tounge if so how are they packed.are they in jars and what price Thanks Tom Cox

I love epicurious.com, refer to it all the time for work or just making dinner. But it has never made me laugh so hard before. Look at this recipe for boiling water, but what’s funny is what you read when you click on “reviews”—789 of them.

And no, I didn’t read them all–I have a life–but I’d love to have time to.

Deep-Fried Sushi!

Just back from lunch at Osaka, the Brizzi family’s favorite local restaurant. We started off our healthy fish and rice with an order of spicy lobster roll, a decadent confection of creamy sauce around lobster rolled up in rice and seaweed, dumped in tempura batter and fried. It was like the best of what’s best about tempura and sushi all wrapped up in delightful, delicious overkill. Warm, crispy, tasty, ooh baby.

Don’t tell my daughter–it’s her favorite place, too, and we went to Osaka without her while she was at school. She would be furious if she knew. Well, we bought her some artichokes (see below) as consolation if she finds out. As follow-up to my blog post about Sofia and her artichokes, see this week’s column on kids in the kitchen.

Of course, two days after the cooking class when I needed some promised fiddleheads, they showed up in the local supermarket. So I had to buy some anyway. They were 5.99/lb., which seems kind of steep to me (but everything does these days), but a half a pound makes a large portion to feed four, and that’s not so bad. I love fiddleheads–I trimmed and blanched these and drizzled them with lemon-spiked butter (8 oz. fiddleheads, 1 T. butter, 1 T. fresh lemon juice), salt and pepper. I love the texture and clean vegetal flavor of fiddleheads, their beautiful curlicued look, complete with baby fern fuzz. I’m loving them cold out of the fridge today, too. But it turns out Hubby isn’t that crazy about them, he admits, and my friend Danielle over at foodmomiac.com says they “don’t taste very unique.” I guess they’re only for a select few, discerning cognoscenti types such as myself (I’m just kidding–I’m not actually that bitchy). Do you like them? What do you like about them?

Addendum: I have just been made aware of a potential toxic effect of fiddleheads cooked less than 15 minutes causing stomach problems. See comments below and please be aware of that risk before seeking them out.

The other night I did a cooking demo for eight people at Jessica Bard’s Kitchen-Class at Warren Cutlery here in Rhinebeck. I’ve done demos onstage in front of big audiences, and to people milling around at a farmers market, but teaching a small group like this was a first. I had lots of fun hamming it up and spouting off and cooking up a storm, all at once. I got there late (poor organization), forgot to start things in time, had trouble with the induction cooktop, all kinds of mini-crises, but I just had a great time and hope I get to do it again.Spatchcocking a poor helpless game hen.

I made a southern-inspired dinner with Crispy “Smothered” Cornish Game Hens with Mushroom Gravy over Baked Grits (southern polenta!), New-fangled Collard Greens (the fiddleheads I promised were not to be found anywhere), Hoppin’ John Salad, Bourbon Pecan Pie with Julep Whipped Cream, and Strawberry Ice Tea.

On the right is yours truly mercilessly spatchcocking a poor helpless game hen. The photo below is my pie, photographed beautifully by Jessica Bard.

Bourbon Pecan Pie with Julep Whipped Cream. Photo by Jessica Bard.

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I got scooped by The New York Times this week. Monday I sent Ulster Publishing a column about kids cooking, which included a round-up of favorite kids’ cookbooks. They’ll probably run it next Thursday–they’ve been needing a long lead time lately. Then on Wednesday I bought a copy of the Times, which I do once every couple of months or so, just to sort of see what’s going on in the food world. And lo and behold, they had a cover story on kids cookbooks, including the general trendiness of kids cooking.

Now to stroke my ego, my husband says the big food folk follow me around and see what I’m writing about so they can do it too. “Look, Saveur just did avocados–they’re following you!”–that sort of thing. But I don’t know how the old NYT can see something I did that didn’t even see print yet! Rolando says, “They’re hacking into your computer somehow, saying ‘Let’s see what Jenny B.’s up to.’” Pretty cute.

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And Ma, if you’re listening, those grits were a huge hit.

My girl sure loves her artichokes. My daughter Sofia, 6, is a vegetable avoider generally, but she loves artichokes every chance she gets. She polished off this grand specimen, almost bigger than her head, pretty much all by herself, with very little help from Mommy and Daddy. She even expertly removed the choke when the time came.

Pliny (23-79 AD) called them “monstrosities” and Goethe (1749-1832) sneered “The peasants eat thistles” after a visit to Italy. But Sofia and I disagree. Artichokes are the lobster of vegetables: luxurious, extravagant and so perfect in flavor and texture that they need at the very most a dab of drawn butter as embellishment.

But in the Mediterranean they’ve long been dreaming up wild things to do with them. In Sicily, where the artichoke may have originated, they eat frittedda in spring, a vegetable medley with young artichokes, early peas and fresh fava beans. In other parts of Italy they cut the hearts into wedges and fry them; my late Tuscan father-in-law Angelo would use an egg-based francese batter. With the tiny, tender, chokeless ones (not really babies but lateral shoots of the king artichoke from the top of the stalk), they slice them paper thin and dip them raw into good extra virgin olive oil with salt and pepper. Or they spotlight them in a risotto or frittata or merely halve and stew them with onion, garlic and parsley.

Another Italian preparation is to stuff the center and each leaf before baking with a mix of oily bread crumbs, grated hard cheeses, garlic, parsley and perhaps mortadella, prosciutto, pancetta, anchovies, olives, currants or capers. And there’s the classic flattened and flash-fried carciofi alla giudea, or Jewish artichokes, a specialty of Rome. The Italians even make an artichoke liqueur called Cynar.
In Greece they treasure the ‘choke as well, dressing it cold with olive oil and lemon juice, or stewing it with lamb, tomatoes and dill, or with veal, aniseed and egg-lemon sauce. In Spain their alcachofas con piñones are stewed quarters with bacon and pine nuts.

Moving to the U.S., we go to one of the artichoke’s first entry points, Louisiana, where they put them in their creamy classic oyster and artichoke soup, or gussy up a stuffing for them with bits of shrimp or crabmeat. A great brunch dish, similar to Eggs Benedict, is Eggs Sardou, with artichoke bottoms and creamed spinach standing in for the English muffin and Canadian bacon. Wish I had gotten to try these treats during my recent trip.
Old-fashioned American/French treatments for artichokes include dousing them with globs of cream sauce or cheese sauce, like in Mastering the Art of French Cooking by Beck, Bertholle and Child. In the 1972 James Beard’s American Cookery he recommended an assortment of sauces for hot boiled artichokes that included black butter, hollandaise, béarnaise, mousseline, mustard sauce or herbed vinegar “for dieters.” He also suggested filling them with crab, lobster or shrimp salad, avocado cubes in Russian dressing, chicken or duck salad, “turkey hash” or sweetbreads.

Unadorned, an artichoke is low in calories and high in protein, fiber, vitamins and minerals. Its cynarin and silymarin are said to regenerate liver cells. Like dandelions, it’s one of those spring tonic foods whose bitterness, vitamins and minerals give you what your body needs after a winter lacking in fresh vegetables.

“[…]leaf by leaf
we unsheathe
its delights
and eat
the peaceable flesh
of its green heart.”

–from “Ode to an Artichoke” by Pablo Neruda, as translated by M.S. Peden

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